{"id":8912,"date":"2009-11-12T19:43:16","date_gmt":"2009-11-12T17:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lovendal.net\/wp52\/?p=8912"},"modified":"2009-11-13T20:01:34","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T18:01:34","slug":"incredibilele-farse-si-feste-telefonice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovendal.ro\/wp52\/incredibilele-farse-si-feste-telefonice\/","title":{"rendered":"Incredibilele farse \u015fi feste cu telefonul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lovendal.ro\/wp52\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/telefon91.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-8913\" title=\"telefon91\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lovendal.ro\/wp52\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/telefon91.JPG\" alt=\"telefon91\" width=\"282\" height=\"261\" \/><\/a>Telefonul este omniprezent. Aproape fiecare cas\u0103 din lumea occidental\u0103 de\u0163ine unul. Majoritatea oamenilor \u00eel folosesc ca mijloc esen\u0163ial de comunicare social\u0103 sau de afaceri, de o form\u0103 sau alta &#8211; dar unii profit\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 nu po\u0163i vedea cine se afl\u0103 \u00een spatele vocii de la cap\u0103tul firului. Pentru farsori, telefonul e nepre\u0163uit.<\/p>\n<p>Unele feste telefonice sunt caraghioase, cum ar fi apelul telefonic dat la un supermarket pentru a se anun\u0163a c\u0103 un raton sc\u0103pase de la raionul de carne proasp\u0103t\u0103; sau nepl\u0103cute. Alte farse sunt mai complexe, dar la fel de inofensive, cum ar fi apelarea unui num\u0103r la \u00eent\u00e2mplare \u015fi informarea interlocutorului c\u0103 liniile telefonice trebuie reparate.<em> Sub nicio form\u0103<\/em>, i se spune destinatarului apelului, <em>nu folosi\u0163i telefonul \u00een urm\u0103toarele cinci minute, c\u0103ci altfel via\u0163a depanatorului este \u00een primejdie.<\/em> Farsorul formeaz\u0103 din nou acela\u015fi num\u0103r aproape imediat. Cum telefonul sun\u0103 \u00een continuu, majoritatea victimelor nu mai suport\u0103 \u015fi ridic\u0103 receptorul, c\u00e2nd aud un \u0163ip\u0103t \u00eengrozitor, ca \u015fi cum depanatorul ar fi fost electrocutat. Mare scofal\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Farsa telefonic\u0103 cu hamburgerii de la McDonald&#8217;s<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alte farse dau dovad\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 de mai mult\u0103 iste\u0163ime. Ca parte a programului s\u0103u radiofonic din New York, moderatorul Don Imus a telefonat odat\u0103 la un restaurant McDonald&#8217;s. Prezent\u00e2ndu-se drept sergent Kirkland din Garda Interna\u0163ional\u0103, a comandat mai multe meniuri de pr\u00e2nz care s\u0103 fie livrate la adres\u0103 &#8211; o mie dou\u0103 sute de hamburgeri, pentru o trup\u0103 de solda\u0163i ce urmau s\u0103 plece \u00een misiune. <em>\u201eM\u0103 scuza\u0163i, domnule &#8211; o mie do&#8230;.?&#8221; <\/em>se b\u00e2lb\u00e2i asistentul managerului. <em>\u201eA\u015ftepta\u0163i un minut, v\u0103 rog.&#8221;<\/em> \u015eeful acestuia veni \u015fi prelua convorbirea, spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 restaurantul lor nu are cu ce preg\u0103ti at\u00e2tea produse. <em>\u201eAtunci, lua\u0163i-le de la celelalte restaurante!&#8221;<\/em> a \u0163ipat Imus. <em>\u201eAici e vorba de guvern, dac\u0103 v\u0103 da\u0163i seama!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Managerul \u00eencuviin\u0163\u0103 cu jum\u0103tate de gur\u0103, moment \u00een care a \u00eenceput distrac\u0163ia. Imus a dat comanda la foc rapid. Suna cam a\u015fa: <em>\u201e300 de hamburgeri s\u0103 aib\u0103 mu\u015ftar, dar pune\u0163i \u015fi mult\u0103 maionez\u0103 \u015fi l\u0103ptuc\u0103, dar f\u0103r\u0103 ceapa. 200 de buc\u0103\u0163i &#8211; o, pardon, 201 buc\u0103\u0163i f\u0103r\u0103 maionez\u0103 \u015fi l\u0103ptuc\u0103, pune\u0163i doar mu\u015ftar \u015fi carnea s\u0103 nu fie nici ars\u0103, nici \u00een s\u00e2nge. Din primii 300 de hamburgeri, 275 s\u0103 fie \u00een s\u00e2nge, cu ceap\u0103 \u015fi mu\u015ftar \u015fi maionez\u0103, dar nu cu l\u0103ptuc\u0103 &#8211; \u015fi s\u0103 nu unge\u0163i cu unt chiflele pentru jum\u0103tate din ei. S\u0103 fie cu unt 134 &#8211; nu, 135, f\u0103r\u0103 mu\u015ftar sau l\u0103ptuc\u0103, dar cu mult\u0103 maionez\u0103. Apoi 250 de hamburgheri simpli, dar cu l\u0103ptuc\u0103 pe trei din ei, carnea s\u0103 fie fript\u0103 doar pe jum\u0103tate, f\u0103r\u0103 unt&#8230;&#8221;<\/em> \u015ei a\u015fa mai departe, cu o vitez\u0103 uimitoare spre \u00eenc\u00e2ntarea radioascult\u0103torilor.<\/p>\n<p>Dar cineva i-a venit de hac \u015fi lui Imus. Informat c\u0103 tocmai c\u00e2\u015ftigase premiul pentru cel mai bun jurnalist de radio al anului, Imus a ap\u0103rut la un hotel din New Orleans unde a\u015fa-zisa conferin\u0163\u0103 radio urma s\u0103 aib\u0103 loc, dar aici nu g\u0103se\u015fte nimic altceva dec\u00e2t o telegram\u0103 cu textul: <em>\u201e\u0162i-am f\u0103cut-o!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Farse telefonice cu v\u00e2nz\u0103tori<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>John Trubee, liderul forma\u0163iei \u201eThe Ugly Janitors of America&#8221; din Los Angeles, a f\u0103cut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de farse telefonice ani de-a r\u00e2ndul, multe dintre ele fiind \u00eenregistrate pe casetele sale numite \u201eApeluri c\u0103tre idio\u0163i&#8221;. De cele mai multe ori telefona la firme \u015fi magazine, pretext\u00e2nd c\u0103 dore\u015fte s\u0103 cumpere ceva ciudat \u015fi, pe parcursul convorbirii, \u00ee\u015fi enerva victimele p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, \u00een final, le cerea ceva ce \u015ftia c\u0103 firma respectiv\u0103 nu poate oferi, dup\u0103 care izbucnea \u00eentr-un hohot de r\u00e2s isteric. <em>\u201eMi-a pl\u0103cut la nebunie s\u0103 conversez cu angaja\u0163i de la tot felul de firme \u015fi s\u0103 le fac de r\u00e2s \u00eentregul lor ritual telefonic&#8221;,<\/em> \u00eei explica el \u00eentr-un interviu jurnalistului V. Vale. <em>\u201eEra totdeauna at\u00e2t de evident c\u0103 ace\u015fti oameni sunt dispu\u015fi s\u0103 mint\u0103 doar ca s\u0103-\u0163i v\u00e2nd\u0103 ceva. Am \u00eencercat mereu s\u0103 \u0163in o persoan\u0103 la telefon c\u00e2t de mult s-a putut. Reac\u0163ia cea mai satisf\u0103c\u0103toare a fost s\u0103 prelungesc convorbirea \u00eentr-o a\u015fa m\u0103sur\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t interlocutorul s\u0103 se enerveze groaznic \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjure. Situa\u0163iile acestea \u00eemi pl\u0103ceau mult mai mult dec\u00e2t atunci c\u00e2nd mi se \u00eenchidea brusc telefonul \u00een nas.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Un &#8222;rege&#8221; al farselor telefonice \u00ee\u015fi dezv\u0103luie secretul<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lucr\u00e2nd \u00een San Diego, farsorul mass-media \u015fi \u201epsihologul cercet\u0103tor \u00een telefonie&#8221; Barry Alfonso consider\u0103 cuvintele ni\u015fte instrumente. <em>\u201eNu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 le crezi sau nu&#8221;<\/em>, spune el; <em>\u201econteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 al\u0163ii cred c\u0103 sunt adev\u0103rate&#8221;<\/em>. Pretinz\u00e2nd c\u0103, la telefon, a convins femei s\u0103 \u00eei nasc\u0103 copii, diverse persoane sa cedeze nervos \u015fi s\u0103 izbucneasc\u0103 \u00een pl\u00e2ns sau s\u0103 cumpere un bilet de avion \u015fi s\u0103 plece \u00een col\u0163uri dep\u0103rtate ale lumii, Barry spune c\u0103 festele lui func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 deoarece respect\u0103 anumite reguli, pe c\u00e2nd el nu respect\u0103 nimic. Tehnica lui const\u0103 \u00een a le oferi mici informa\u0163ii ciudate, pe care oamenii trebuie s\u0103 le pun\u0103 cap la cap. <em>\u201eLe spui c\u0103 ai g\u0103sit ni\u015fte chei (acestea, de fapt, nu exist\u0103) &#8211; apoi, misterios, victimele chiar au pierdut ni\u015fte chei &#8211; e ceva care se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 foarte des. O s\u0103-\u015fi stoarc\u0103 creierii ca s\u0103-\u015fi aduc\u0103 aminte de ni\u015fte chei pe care le-au r\u0103t\u0103cit c\u00e2ndva.&#8221;<\/em> Alfonso adaug\u0103: <em>\u201ePo\u0163i s\u0103 le spui c\u0103 un meteorit a aterizat \u00een gr\u0103dina casei tale, c\u0103 s-a cr\u0103pat \u015fi c\u0103 \u00een\u0103untrul lui ai g\u0103sit adresa \u015fi num\u0103rul lor de telefon, \u015fi mai degrab\u0103 vor crede asta dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama ca le-ai luat num\u0103rul la \u00eent\u00e2mplare din cartea de telefon. Victimele g\u0103sesc totdeauna o modalitate de a \u00eenghi\u0163i aceste mici informa\u0163ii \u015fi de a le \u0163ese \u00eentr-un scenariu; o dat\u0103 ce \u015fi-au creat o imagine \u00een minte, nu te mai ascult\u0103 sub nicio form\u0103.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Farse telefonice&#8230;p\u0103guboase<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Astfel de farse nu au, de obicei, dec\u00e2t scopul ne\u00eensemnat de a st\u00e2njeni victimele, dar nu constituie un delict \u015fi nici nu vizeaz\u0103 profit financiar, cum a fost cazul escrocheriei Libera ini\u0163iativ\u0103 ruseasc\u0103. O alt\u0103 \u00een\u015fel\u0103torie similar\u0103 din SUA a implicat \u00eentrebuin\u0163area abuziv\u0103 a 900 numere de telefon pentru a oferi \u00eemprumuturi financiare. Victima, refuzat\u0103 de toate celelalte companii de credit, suna la num\u0103rul 907-EZ-CREDIT (sau ceva de genul \u0103sta) unde era \u00eent\u00e2mpinat\u0103 de un mesaj \u00eenregistrat prin care i se aducea la cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 toate liniile sunt ocupate, dar c\u0103 este rugat\u0103 s\u0103 a\u015ftepte p\u00e2n\u0103 ce un operator va fi disponibil. Muzic\u0103 vesel\u0103 se aude \u00een receptor timp \u00eendelungat, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd un operator ridic\u0103 receptorul \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eei pun\u0103 victimei \u00eentreb\u0103ri cu ajutorul c\u0103rora s\u0103 completeze un formular de cerere &#8211; nume, adres\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. Pe parcurs, dup\u0103 multe gre\u015feli \u015fi chicoteli, dup\u0103 ce operatoarea explic\u0103 cum de-abia a fost angajat\u0103 \u015fi roag\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei mai fie dictat \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 numele apelantului, afacerea este \u00eencheiat\u0103. Apelantul prime\u015fte cartea de credit, care este valabil\u0103 doar dac\u0103 face un depozit care s\u0103 acopere valoarea creditului. Numai c\u00e2nd prime\u015fte factura telefonic\u0103, victima \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama de ce convorbirea a durat at\u00e2t de mult &#8211; taxa era de 15 dolari pe minut din momentul \u00een care s-a declan\u015fat robotul telefonic \u015fi ghici cine a str\u00e2ns banii de la compania telefonic\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Telefonul este omniprezent. Aproape fiecare cas\u0103 din lumea occidental\u0103 de\u0163ine unul. 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