{"id":8226,"date":"2009-10-11T21:18:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-11T18:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lovendal.net\/wp52\/?p=8226"},"modified":"2017-04-20T21:08:57","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T18:08:57","slug":"incredibilele-farse-ale-angajatilor-nemultumiti-de-locul-de-munca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovendal.ro\/wp52\/incredibilele-farse-ale-angajatilor-nemultumiti-de-locul-de-munca\/","title":{"rendered":"Incredibilele farse ale angaja\u0163ilor nemul\u0163umi\u0163i de locul de munc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"lucrator1\"<\/a>At\u00e2t \u00een Marea Britanie c\u00e2t \u015fi \u00een Statele Unite, \u00een zilele lini\u015ftite ale guvern\u0103rii Reagan sau Thatcher, sindicatele se dizolvau sau erau lipsite de putere; rata \u015fomajului era ridicat\u0103, iar reprezentan\u0163ii clasei mijlocii erau \u00eengrijora\u0163i c\u0103-\u015fi pot pierde slujbele; milioane de contracte de munc\u0103 pe termen scurt sau cu jum\u0103tate de norm\u0103 ofereau remunera\u0163ii mici, dar nu \u015fi siguran\u0163\u0103; ast\u0103zi, toate acestea ne fac s\u0103 credem c\u0103 \u201emarile afaceri” controleaz\u0103 absolut orice, dup\u0103 bunul plac. Banii conteaz\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t fiin\u0163a uman\u0103 \u015fi ce altceva mai pot face oamenii dec\u00e2t s\u0103 asculte ordinele, dac\u0103 vor s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi p\u0103streze slujbele?<\/p>\n

Totu\u015fi, feste \u015fi sabotaje ale \u201eangaja\u0163ilor nemul\u0163umi\u0163i” au devenit o industrie \u00een plin\u0103 dezvoltare. Muncitorii \u00ee\u015fi dau seama c\u0103 nu vor ob\u0163ine niciodat\u0103 m\u0103rirea de salariu promis\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 remu\u015fc\u0103ri din partea conducerii companiei. Programatorii exploata\u0163i de \u015fefii lor planteaz\u0103 \u201ebombe logice” \u00een sistemele computerizate. Directorii de fabric\u0103, ce \u00eei amenin\u0163\u0103 s\u0103-i concedieze pe angaja\u0163ii care se pl\u00e2ng de condi\u0163iile de munc\u0103 periculoase, \u00ee\u015fi descoper\u0103 utilajele distruse, fiind for\u0163a\u0163i s\u0103 cumpere unele noi, mai sigure. Se distruge deliberat proprietatea companiei, se pierde timpul, componentele de precizie sunt for\u0163ate s\u0103 e\u015fueze. Plictisi\u0163i, operatorii de sondaje pentru cercetarea de pia\u0163\u0103 falsific\u0103 chestionarele; bibliotecarii inventeaz\u0103 c\u0103r\u0163i inexistente; reporterii inventeaz\u0103 \u015ftiri; func\u0163ionarii \u00eencurajeaz\u0103 furtul \u00een magazine sau ofer\u0103 servicii gratuite c\u00e2nd patronii lor nu sunt aten\u0163i. Motivele sunt diverse: de la o simpl\u0103 plictiseal\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la sup\u0103rare datorit\u0103 salariilor mici, a h\u0103r\u0163uirii din partea conducerii, a eticii gre\u015fite a companiei sau a condi\u0163iilor de munc\u0103 \u015fi datorit\u0103 \u00eenver\u015fun\u0103rii pe sistemul care neag\u0103 toate valorile umane.<\/p>\n

Sabotajul nr.1: produse de proast\u0103 calitate<\/strong><\/p>\n

„Nu te trateaz\u0103 ca pe o fiin\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103, ci ca pe un robot, iar datoria ta este s\u0103 aduci profit”<\/em>, spune Eugene, explic\u00e2nd de ce el \u015fi colegii lui au sabotat piesele dintr-o ma\u015fin\u0103 pe care au confec\u0163ionat-o \u00een cadrul fabricii din Detroit. „Sabotajul a fost modalitatea noastr\u0103 de a egaliza situa\u0163ia. Eu personal am f\u0103cut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de probleme. Nu numai c\u0103 i-am \u00eencurajat \u015fi \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at pe al\u0163ii s\u0103 fac\u0103 la fel, dar le-am cauzat multor americani dispute \u015fi dureri de cap \u015fi i-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at o lec\u0163ie valoroas\u0103: s\u0103 nu mai cumpere niciodat\u0103 de la aceast\u0103 companie”.<\/em><\/p>\n

E-mailuri false sau poze porno \u00een ziare<\/strong><\/p>\n

Deseori, sabotajele de acest gen iau forma farselor sau festelor. Un angajat furios al unei fabrici de ambalare a c\u0103rnii, din statul american Georgia, a trimis un mesaj prin e-mail lucr\u0103torilor din schimbul de zi, prin care anun\u0163a c\u0103, \u00eentr-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, vor avea loc foarte multe concedieri. \u00cen acea zi s-a discutat cu at\u00e2ta \u00eengrijorare vestea, \u00eenc\u00e2t timpul astfel pierdut a costat compania mii de dolari. Un reporter concediat a fost prins c\u00e2nd insera imagini pornografice \u00een exemplarele, scoase la v\u00e2nzare, ale edi\u0163iei de duminic\u0103 a ziarului Los Angeles Times<\/em>; un farsor nedescoperit a introdus, \u00een interiorul pachetelor de biscui\u0163i Cracker Jacks, pamflete ce descriau explicit \u015fi grafic acte amoroase.<\/p>\n

Pr\u0103jituri cu mesaje: „E\u015fti un dobitoc”!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un angajat al unei companii produc\u0103toare de pr\u0103jituri cu r\u0103va\u015fe a reu\u015fit singur s\u0103 invadeze restaurantele chineze\u015fti cu astfel de bile\u0163ele pline de texte macabre. Dintr-un cap\u0103t \u00een altul al \u0163\u0103rii, oamenii primeau mesaje, precum: \u201eE\u015fti un dobitoc \u015fi \u015ftii foarte bine!”<\/em> sau \u201eMeri\u0163i s\u0103 mori \u015fi cur\u00e2nd vei muri.”<\/em> Compania produc\u0103toare a fost nevoit\u0103 s\u0103 retrag\u0103 de pe pia\u0163\u0103 toate pr\u0103jiturile, dar nu a reu\u015fit niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel identifice pe farsor.<\/p>\n

\"muraturi\"<\/a>Sabotarea unor mur\u0103turi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Terry din Michigan, \u00eembuteliind mur\u0103turi pe timp de var\u0103 la fabrica \u201eMur\u0103turile m\u0103tu\u015fii Jane”<\/em>, s-a enervat at\u00e2t de tare din cauza modului \u00een care era exploatat\u0103 aici m\u00e2na de lucru, \u00eenc\u00e2t, atunci c\u00e2nd i s-a spus c\u0103 nu are voie s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 cu al\u0163i colegi \u00een timp ce munce\u015fte, a procedat astfel: descoperind cum s\u0103 controleze viteza curelelor transportorului ce aducea mur\u0103turile \u00een fabric\u0103 din camioanele din care erau desc\u0103rcate, le-a \u00eencetinit pentru camioane \u015fi le-a m\u0103rit viteza pentru \u00eembuteliere; astfel, cureaua principal\u0103 a fost \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 peste limit\u0103. D\u00e2ndu-\u015fi seama ca aceste curele de transport aveau cuzine\u0163ii uza\u0163i, a aruncat \u015fi mai multe mur\u0103turi p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd curelele au pocnit, oprind produc\u0163ia. Cureaua principal\u0103 fiind fixat\u0103, a azv\u00e2rlit o lad\u0103 plin\u0103 de borcane \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103ria care \u00eembutelia mur\u0103turile. Recipientele s-au spart; sticla s-a \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat \u00een interiorul borcanelor cu mur\u0103turi; produc\u0163ia s-a oprit pentru trei zile; compania a pierdut mii de dolari.<\/p>\n

\u201eCare dintre voi, nenoroci\u0163ilor, a f\u0103cut asta?”<\/em> a vrut s\u0103 afle supraveghetorul, aliniindu-i pe to\u0163i muncitorii cu spatele la un zid. Doar Terry \u015ftia ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, iar el a negat totul (altfel ajungea el \u00eensu\u015fi la murat). \u015ei conchide: \u201eFrumuse\u0163ea acestei fapte este c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd supraveghetorul mi-a spus s\u0103 nu m\u0103 socializez, eram un t\u00e2n\u0103r muncitor plin de zel. Dar c\u00e2nd mi-a spus s\u0103 fiu un robot, am fost robot. Numai c\u0103 am fost un robot care g\u00e2nde\u015fte.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Virusul „La dracu cu voi!” ce distruge re\u0163eaua unei b\u0103nci<\/strong><\/p>\n

Imoral? Periculos? Prea pu\u0163ini farsori de acest gen \u015fi-ar cataloga astfel ac\u0163iunile sau, \u00een caz afirmativ, nu \u00ee\u015fi cer scuze pentru faptele comise. \u00cenfuriat la culme c\u00e2nd i s-a repro\u015fat c\u0103 nu lucreaz\u0103 destul de rapid, problema constituind-o, de fapt, \u201eunul dintre cel mai prost g\u00e2ndite sisteme pe care le-am v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103”<\/em>, un programator de la Banca Americii, pe nume Lazlo, a \u00eennebunit afl\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u00eei fusese oprit salariul. R\u0103zbunarea lui? A creat un nou program, care \u015ftergea parola existent\u0103 (un fel de \u201eLa dracu’ cu voi!”<\/em> electronic, cum \u00eei spune el) astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t, \u00een ziua pl\u0103\u0163ii remunera\u0163iilor, nici un utilizator al sistemului PayNet din California de Nord nu \u015fi-a putut ridica salariul. \u201eRecunosc,”<\/em> spune el, \u201ele-am f\u0103cut probleme muncitorilor, dar am \u015fi ruinat credibilitatea B\u0103ncii Americii.”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"bibliotecar\"<\/a>Farse ale bibliotecarilor: c\u0103r\u0163i inexistente<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nu la fel de groaznice sunt farsele bibliotecarilor plictisi\u0163i. Unul din ei, pe nume Art, poveste\u015fte cum el \u015fi al\u0163i colegi de breasl\u0103 au pus titluri inventate \u00een fi\u015fierele cu publica\u0163ii periodice a\u015fa-zis disponibile \u00een sistem: titluri precum Echilibrul sufletesc public: construc\u0163ia \u015fi men\u0163inerea lui<\/em> sau Orgiile romane: atunci \u015fi acum<\/em>. El men\u0163ioneaz\u0103 cum dezvoltarea sistemelor computerizate faciliteaz\u0103 aducerea la via\u0163\u0103 a acestor \u201etitluri”, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t oamenii ajung s\u0103 caute o publica\u0163ie care, de fapt, nu exist\u0103.<\/p>\n

De\u015fi astfel de farse nu aduc prejudicii \u201esistemului”, ci doar \u00eei determin\u0103 pe oameni s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi piard\u0103 timpul, e greu s\u0103 te ab\u0163ii s\u0103 nu r\u00e2zi \u00een fa\u0163a unor situa\u0163ii ca aceasta: c\u00e2nd iranienii au emis o condamnare la moarte scriitorului Salman Rushdie, \u00een urma public\u0103rii c\u0103r\u0163ii acestuia, Versuri satanice<\/em>, Art a introdus informa\u0163ii suplimentare \u00een arhiva bibliotecii: \u201eam specificat existen\u0163a unui domeniu special care indica faptul c\u0103, \u00eentre exemplarele din bibliotec\u0103, se g\u0103sea \u015fi o edi\u0163ie special\u0103 p\u0103g\u00e2n\u0103, cu o copert\u0103 de azbest ce protejeaz\u0103 o parte din r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163ele p\u0103m\u00e2nte\u015fti ale autorului Rushdie.”<\/em><\/p>\n

136 de kg f\u0103cute scrum! sau cum s-a r\u0103zbunat un ziarist<\/strong><\/p>\n

Apoi este Lee, un reporter de la Burlington County Herald, un ziar din New Jersey. C\u00e2\u015ftig\u00e2nd doar 150 de dolari pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, Lee nu era deloc \u00een al nou\u0103lea cer \u015fi starea lui de spirit s-a \u00eenr\u0103ut\u0103\u0163it c\u00e2nd redactorul-\u015fef \u201ea \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eemi fac\u0103 teorie pentru ca nu eram \u00een stare s\u0103 \u00eemi rezum paragraful de deschidere doar la dou\u0103 propozi\u0163ii \u015fi sa folosesc doar cuvinte monosilabice.”<\/em> \u00cens\u0103rcinat s\u0103 investigheze domeniul infrac\u0163iunilor \u015fi alte evenimente poli\u0163iene\u015fti, Lee a urmat \u00eentocmai sfatul \u015fefului s\u0103u \u015fi, ziua urm\u0103toare, apar dou\u0103 din articolele sale. Primul titlu suna astfel: \u201eMORT”<\/em>. \u015ei reportajul continua: \u201eLocul: Medford, New Jersey. A\u015fa [mort] a ajuns Harry Serbronski dup\u0103 ce s-a izbit cu ma\u015fina de un st\u00e2lp de telefonie, cu o vitez\u0103 de 138 km\/or\u0103.” <\/em>Cel\u0103lalt titlu (articolul fiind publicat \u00een timp ce poli\u0163ia se ocupa de arestarea unor trafican\u0163i de marijuana) suna astfel: \u201e136 KG F\u0102CUTE SCRUM”<\/em>. Articolul anun\u0163a: \u201eLocul: Marlton, New Jersey. Un foc iute \u015fi n\u0103praznic a devastat o ferm\u0103, omor\u00e2nd o femeie obez\u0103 de 136 kg.”<\/em> Dat \u00een judecat\u0103 pentru afirma\u0163ii r\u0103ut\u0103cioase de c\u0103tre familia victimei, ziarul a pierdut. „Am fost dat afar\u0103 a doua zi<\/em>, spune Lee. Nu am \u00eens\u0103 niciun regret. Nici nu mi-a p\u0103sat<\/em>„.<\/p>\n

Amenin\u0163\u0103ri cu bombe, pentru a pleca mai devreme \u00een weekend<\/strong><\/p>\n

A\u0163i \u00eenceput s\u0103 v\u0103 da\u0163i seama cam despre ce e vorba? Oamenii sunt \u00een stare de aproape orice c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi p\u0103streze individualitatea \u00eentr-un sistem care le-o submineaz\u0103. Iat\u0103 astfel cum procedau muncitorii de la fabrica de cherestea Fort Bragg, apar\u0163in\u00e2nd, \u00een anii ’70, companiei Georgia-Pacific din nordul Californiei. Vinerea, \u00een pauza de pr\u00e2nz, d\u0103deau telefoane de amenin\u0163are cu bombe. \u201eAm plasat patru explozive plastice \u00een hidrocentral\u0103”<\/em>, sus\u0163ineau ei. \u201eSunt programate la ora 4.00. p.m. Nimeni nu mai lucreaz\u0103 ast\u0103zi!” <\/em>Dup\u0103 care, \u00eenchideau. A\u015fa c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea avea zi scurt\u0103 vinerea, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, dup\u0103 o vreme, tactica a devenit desuet\u0103. Nimeni nu se mai deranja nici m\u0103car s\u0103 caute bombele.<\/p>\n

Distrac\u0163ia func\u0163ionarilor de birou: schimbarea poli\u0163elor de asigurare<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei celor care au munc\u0103 de birou le place la nebunie s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi bat\u0103 joc de sistem. Randall, un func\u0163ionar \u00een asigur\u0103ri, de la departamentul arhivare, poveste\u015fte cum a reu\u015fit, chiar dac\u0103 \u015feful lui \u00eel urm\u0103rea \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 strecoare deoparte poli\u0163ele de asigurare nepl\u0103tite la zi, pun\u00e2nd h\u00e2rtiile \u00eentr-un dosar gre\u015fit sau d\u00e2nd dosarului un num\u0103r de \u00eenregistrare gre\u015fit; astfel, persoanele care nu puteau achita obliga\u0163iile la termen, mai c\u00e2\u015ftigau pu\u0163in timp. \u201eFirma ar fi avut nevoie de un incendiu frumu\u015fel”<\/em>, adaug\u0103 el, \u201edar beneficia de un bun sistem ignifug.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Rapoartele de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri: la WC<\/strong><\/p>\n

Iris, operator de sondaje telefonice, spune c\u00e2t de des ea \u015fi colegii ei nu realizeaz\u0103 deloc interviuri, ci completeaz\u0103 singuri chestionarele cu r\u0103spunsuri inventate, apoi \u201ese pr\u0103p\u0103desc r\u00e2s” c\u00e2nd v\u0103d statisticile – total eronate – publicate.” Al\u0163i func\u0163ionari au ajuns, din rutin\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eencheie rapoarte false cu cifre de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri, s\u0103 arunce la toalet\u0103 documente importante sau s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 echipamentele companiei \u00een scopuri financiare personale.<\/p>\n

\"broker\"<\/a>Distrac\u0163ia unui broker poate duce la pierderi de milioane de dolari<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2t prive\u015fte lumea banilor, cu at\u00e2tea \u00een\u015fel\u0103torii de sute de milioane de dolari, puse \u00een practic\u0103 de oameni din interior, precum Ivan Boesky, este u\u015for s\u0103 consider\u0103m \u00eentreaga industrie financiar\u0103 o mare farsa. Comercian\u0163ii de pe pia\u0163a livr\u0103rilor la termen fac afaceri cu m\u0103rfuri care nu exist\u0103; \u015fmechera\u015fi cu un strop de geniu de pe Wall Street, din Londra \u015fi Tokio decid soarta na\u0163iunilor prin manipularea datelor electronice f\u0103r\u0103 nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu lumea real\u0103; haosul total este uimitor de u\u015for de produs. \u201eAm v\u0103zut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de comercian\u0163i pierz\u00e2nd milioane de dolari pentru compania lor \u00een c\u00e2teva minute, doar pentru c\u0103 erau mahmuri sau sup\u0103ra\u0163i pe \u015fefii lor”<\/em>, declar\u0103 un broker anonim. \u201eE simplu: te duci la un telefon de la departamentul de tranzac\u0163ii \u015fi \u00eencepi s\u0103 butonezi. Aceste telefoane \u00abtouch-tone\u00bb sunt conectate la un computer care efectueaz\u0103 tranzac\u0163ii \u00een bloc. \u00centr-o zi, am ridicat receptorul mai multor telefoane de acest gen, am ap\u0103sat pe o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de butoane \u015fi apoi am alergat la ecranul cu tranzac\u0163ii, unde am urm\u0103rit cum se schimb\u0103 pia\u0163a. Nu voi \u015fti niciodat\u0103, dar probabil c\u0103, \u00eentr-o secund\u0103, am determinat v\u00e2nzarea a peste un milion de ac\u0163iuni IBM. Totul a devenit o joac\u0103 fenomenal\u0103 pentru mine \u015fi \u00eemi pl\u0103cea enorm s\u0103 dau lucrurile peste cap \u00een departamentul de tranzac\u0163ii, iar apoi s\u0103 urm\u0103resc pe ecran fluctua\u0163iile pie\u0163ei.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Ingineri \u015fi arhitec\u0163i care proiecteaz\u0103 lucruri inutile doar pentru a se distra<\/strong><\/p>\n

Alte feste sunt, cu adev\u0103rat, de speriat. Dennis, arhitect pentru Bechtel, a muncit cinci ani de zile la un model complex \u015fi extraordinar de scump pentru o central\u0103 electric\u0103 alimentat\u0103 cu c\u0103rbune, din Coal Strip, Montana. Cost\u00e2nd peste cinci milioane de dolari \u00een timp \u015fi materiale p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a fost terminat, modelul a ie\u015fit plin de echipamente false \u201ecomplet ridicole”, introduse de Dennis \u015fi prietenii lui pentru simplul motiv de a se convinge dup\u0103 c\u00e2t timp acestea ar fi observate de c\u0103tre un inginer sau un designer. \u201eEram o echip\u0103 cam nebunatic\u0103 \u015fi greu de controlat, ceea ce ne distra”,<\/em> spune el. Poate c\u0103 a\u015fa a fost, dar \u0163i se ridic\u0103 p\u0103rul \u00een cap la final c\u00e2nd afli cum, \u00een timp ce lucra la inima reactorului de la uzina nuclear\u0103 Hope Creek, un prieten de-al lui a modificat schi\u0163ele inginerilor prin introducerea unor \u0163evi ce \u00eencepeau dar nu se terminau nic\u0103ieri \u015fi care nu aveau nici un rost. \u201eExist\u0103 posibilitatea ca a\u015fa ceva s\u0103 ajung\u0103 \u00een forma final\u0103 a modelului \u015fi chiar s\u0103 fie par\u0163ial construit \u00eenainte ca cineva s\u0103 observe”<\/em>, spune Dennis.<\/p>\n

\"Barbie10\"<\/a>P\u0103pu\u015fa Barbie \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 pe dos<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei farsele continu\u0103. Majoritatea sunt totu\u015fi inofensive, \u00eentreprinse mai mult din plictiseal\u0103, dec\u00e2t dintr-un motiv profund \u015fi bine ascuns. Ron, director de departament (asta p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a fost concediat) al unui magazin de juc\u0103rii din Florida, a \u00eembr\u0103cat p\u0103pu\u015file Barbie cu hainele pe dos \u015fi apoi le-a reambalat pentru a fi expuse la v\u00e2nzare. Descoperind o p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103 Barbie cu jum\u0103tate dintr-un picior lips\u0103, i-a ata\u015fat o pan\u0103 de lemn \u015fi a rev\u00e2ndut-o sub numele de \u201eBarbie cu protez\u0103 la picior”. Cu ocazia Cr\u0103ciunului, a \u00eembr\u0103cat p\u0103pu\u015fa Ken \u00eentr-un costum de clovn, pe Barbie a legat-o de un balcon \u015fi l-a aranjat pe Ken \u00een a\u015fa manier\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t p\u0103rea c\u0103 o biciuie\u015fte pe Barbie. \u201eI-am distrat pe angaja\u0163i”<\/em>, spune el. \u201eMi s-a p\u0103rut o necesitate pentru a supravie\u0163ui \u00een genul de munc\u0103 pe care o prestez.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Femeia care-\u015fi atac\u0103 so\u0163ul cu un cu\u0163it electric<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tico, moderator \u015fi director de \u015ftiri pentru un post de radio din Ohio, s-a amuzat invent\u00e2nd \u015ftiri incredibile, ca aceea despre o femeie care \u015fi-a atacat so\u0163ul tr\u0103d\u0103tor cu un cu\u0163it electric. Beneficiind de ajutorul inginerului s\u0103u de sunet, Tico \u015fi-a \u00eembog\u0103\u0163it relatarea cu zgomotul f\u0103cut de un fer\u0103str\u0103u Black and Decker care \u00eel amenin\u0163a pe un b\u0103rbat ce \u0163ipa. Ca urmare, to\u0163i clien\u0163ii de publicitate ce foloseau segmentul de timp \u00een care fusese transmis\u0103 \u015ftirea au \u00eenceput s\u0103 telefoneze echipei din studio pentru a depune pl\u00e2ngere. Doi dintre ei chiar au reziliat contractul. Tico \u015fi-a p\u0103strat slujba – \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

Sper c\u0103 cei ce citesc acest articol s\u0103 nu le vin\u0103 vreo idee s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi ei la fel la locul de munc\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At\u00e2t \u00een Marea Britanie c\u00e2t \u015fi \u00een Statele Unite, \u00een zilele lini\u015ftite ale guvern\u0103rii Reagan sau Thatcher, sindicatele se dizolvau sau erau lipsite de putere; rata \u015fomajului era ridicat\u0103, iar reprezentan\u0163ii clasei mijlocii erau \u00eengrijora\u0163i c\u0103-\u015fi pot pierde slujbele; milioane … <\/p>\n

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