{"id":27346,"date":"2013-03-31T13:30:14","date_gmt":"2013-03-31T11:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lovendal.net\/wp52\/?p=27346"},"modified":"2013-03-31T13:30:21","modified_gmt":"2013-03-31T11:30:21","slug":"o-profesoara-se-trezi-in-mijlocul-noptii-cu-o-creatura-verde-in-patul-ei-jumatate-om-jumatate-dinozaur-avand-ochii-negri-si-dintii-galbeni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovendal.ro\/wp52\/o-profesoara-se-trezi-in-mijlocul-noptii-cu-o-creatura-verde-in-patul-ei-jumatate-om-jumatate-dinozaur-avand-ochii-negri-si-dintii-galbeni\/","title":{"rendered":"O profesoar\u0103 se trezi \u00een mijlocul nop\u0163ii cu o creatur\u0103 verde \u00een patul ei: jum\u0103tate om-jum\u0103tate dinozaur, av\u00e2nd ochii negri \u015fi din\u0163ii galbeni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lovendal.ro\/wp52\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/creatura-verde.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-27347\" title=\"creatura verde\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lovendal.ro\/wp52\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/creatura-verde.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"296\" height=\"196\" \/><\/a>O femeie (bine\u00een\u0163eles, nu am s\u0103-i dau numele) mi-a scris \u015fi mi-a povestit un co\u015fmar care l-a tr\u0103it nu cu mult timp \u00een urm\u0103. Ea sus\u0163ine c\u0103 este profesoar\u0103, este serioas\u0103 \u015fi dore\u015fte s\u0103-\u015fi p\u0103streze anonimatul, pentru a nu fi ridiculizat\u0103 la \u015fcoal\u0103. O s\u0103-i respect dorin\u0163a, dar nu \u015ftiu..povestea ei mi se pare prea fantastic\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen urm\u0103 cu un an, eu \u015fi cu so\u0163ul meu am cump\u0103rat o cas\u0103 mare \u015fi veche la \u0163ar\u0103. \u00cen jurul ei, avem o suprafa\u0163\u0103 mare de teren, pe care \u00eel folosim pentru a cre\u015fte animale \u015fi pentru a ne cultiva fructe \u015fi legume. Nu o facem pentru a vinde, ci pentru consumul propriu, \u00eentruc\u00e2t ne place s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m natural (&#8230;) Precum v-am spus, casa este foarte mare, av\u00e2nd multe ferestre luminoase \u015fi \u00eenalte. Am \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 \u00een trecut, aici a avut loc un incendiu, \u00een care au murit \u015fi ni\u015fte oameni, dup\u0103 care casa a fost ref\u0103cut\u0103. Apoi, nu a mai locuit nimeni aici, dar nou\u0103 nu ne-a fost fric\u0103 s\u0103 o cump\u0103r\u0103m, mai ales c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit un pre\u0163 bun pe ea.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 de la bun \u00eenceput, so\u0163ului meu nu i-a pl\u0103cut acest loc. El \u00eemi tot spunea c\u0103 simte ceva ciudat \u00een gr\u0103dina din fa\u0163a casei. \u00cencerca s\u0103 o evite c\u00e2t mai mult \u015fi, nu de pu\u0163ine ori, l-am v\u0103zut intr\u00e2nd pe u\u015fa din spatele casei, doar ca s\u0103 evite gr\u0103dina. Eu nu l-am crezut \u015fi i-am repro\u015fat de multe ori c\u0103 se poart\u0103 ca un copil. Cum s\u0103-\u0163i fie fric\u0103 de o gr\u0103din\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Dar, \u00een cur\u00e2nd, am avut parte d eo \u00eent\u00e2mplare extrem de bizar\u0103, dup\u0103 ce so\u0163ul meu \u015fi-a luat o slujb\u0103 la care lucra \u00een timpul nop\u0163ii, eu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd astfel singuric\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 (&#8230;) \u015ei \u00een prima noapte \u00een care am r\u0103mas singur\u0103, m\u0103 scol , fiind trezit\u0103 de un sfor\u0103it ciudat. \u015ei v\u0103 asigur c\u0103 nu dormeam atunci \u015fi nici nu visam. Deschid ochii \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2n absolut \u00eencremenit\u0103: l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine se afla o creatur\u0103, care dormea cu spatele la mine. Apoi, ea se \u00eentoarse c\u0103tre mine, deschise ochii \u015fi \u00eemi z\u00e2mbi. Inima mi se f\u0103cuse c\u00e2t un purice \u015fi eram paralizat\u0103 de fric\u0103: creatura avea o piele verde, buze negre \u015fi p\u0103r negru \u015fi lung. Avea m\u00e2inile asemenea unui animal, cu gheare lungi \u015fi ascu\u0163ite, fiind \u00eembr\u0103cat cu o c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 alb\u0103 \u015fi pantaloni negri. Ochii \u00eei erau negri, iar din\u0163ii galbeni (&#8230;) Nu \u015ftiu ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat cu mine apoi; probabil c\u0103 am le\u015finat de fric\u0103 \u015fi am adormit din nou (&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Totu\u015fi, acea fiin\u0163\u0103 nu mi-a f\u0103cut niciun r\u0103u \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc dac\u0103 nu cumva o fi protectorul meu spiritual. Nu i-am spus povestea so\u0163ului meu nici p\u00e2n\u0103 ast\u0103zi, \u00eentruc\u00e2t, dac\u0103 ar \u015fti, el ar vinde casa imediat. Dar eu nu doresc, pentru c\u0103, \u00een ciuda pove\u015ftii pe care am tr\u0103it-o, g\u0103sesc a fi o cas\u0103 minunat\u0103 \u015fi lini\u015ftit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 acest articol va sta la rubrica &#8222;Farse \u015fi fantezii&#8221;, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu mi se aduce m\u0103car o poz\u0103 cu creatura aceea, jum\u0103tate om-jum\u0103tate dinozaur&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie (bine\u00een\u0163eles, nu am s\u0103-i dau numele) mi-a scris \u015fi mi-a povestit un co\u015fmar care l-a tr\u0103it nu cu mult timp \u00een urm\u0103. 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